How to survive finals:

Step 1: Write paper at 4:30 in the morning

Step 2: Take a shower because you stink

Step 3: Get ready at 6:45 am

Step 4: Drink some wine

Step 5: Present paper to class

Step 6: Go back to dorm and cry some

Step 7: Cry until delirium stops, and sleepiness sets in

Step 8: Probably fall asleep in uncomfortable spot

Step 9: Wake up around dinner time

Step 10: Self pity 

Step 11: Eat feelings

Step 12: Repeat for next class